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Old 01-06-2005, 08:42 PM   #1
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Kate Beckinsale forced to give away masturbating pet rabbit

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HOLLYWOOD stunner Kate Beckinsale has given her daughter's randy rabbit to the family cleaning lady - because it wouldn't stop masturbating.

The actress eventually ran out of explanations as Lily’s pet pleasured himself and "humped" his food bowl in his cage.

Gorgeous Kate, 31, told Flaunt magazine: "I think his own frustrated sexuality just consumed him in a horrid and chilling way.

"I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his food bowl. I was sick of inventing different explanations of what that was.

"Also, he was boring and, other than masturbate, he didn't do anything."



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Okay, now that you're done going WTF?? over this story, lets get that masturbating rabbit image out of our heads:

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Old 01-06-2005, 09:06 PM   #2
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THat's pretty sweet, I want a masterbating bunny, I put him right on the coffee table as a show piece and conversation starter.
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Old 01-06-2005, 10:04 PM   #3
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You can find that sort of thing on the internet too! :-p
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Old 01-06-2005, 11:10 PM   #4
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Well, he did live with Kate Beckinsale...
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Old 01-07-2005, 01:44 AM   #5
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Well, he did live with Kate Beckinsale...

........I cannot argue with this logic
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Old 01-07-2005, 04:24 AM   #6
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Well, he did live with Kate Beckinsale...
If I lived with Kate, I wouldnt be able to stop masturbating, either.

Hell, Im already halfway there!
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Old 01-07-2005, 11:05 AM   #7
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Agreed! LoL
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Old 01-07-2005, 01:27 PM   #8
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Lmao, Drak
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Old 01-08-2005, 12:57 AM   #9
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I wouldn't be masterbating if i lived with KAte Beckinsale.

I'd probably be raping.
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Old 01-08-2005, 12:56 PM   #10
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Being raped by a rabbit...?
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Well, he had to snap eventually.. I know if I spent the last 30 years of my life trying to get a bowl of cereal I would too..
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Old 01-08-2005, 05:30 PM   #12
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If I lived with Kate, I wouldnt be able to stop masturbating, either.

Hell, Im already halfway there!


Already halfway there? Tell me, are there white colored streaks on your monitor or do you keep a bottle of Windex nearby ?
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Old 01-08-2005, 08:05 PM   #14
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