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eSJayBee
09-17-2004, 06:14 PM
Nfld. man telephones during own funeral

source (http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2004/09/17/funeral040917.html)

ST. PHILIP'S, NFLD. - The family of a Newfoundland man is overjoyed but looking for answers after he phoned during his own funeral to let them know he hadn't been killed in a Toronto commuter train accident after all.

Gilbert Squires of St. Philip's, Nfld., said he got a call on Sunday afternoon saying his brother Dane had been killed by a train.

Police in Toronto said a sister had identified the retired welder as the man killed while crossing a GO Train track last Friday.

"The body was badly mutilated," said Gilbert. "We've been mourning in Newfoundland and in Toronto, everywhere. We're in total shock."

But during Thursday's funeral in Toronto, Dane Squires called his daughter Trina to report that he was alive and well.

"They [had] just loaded Dane's body in the hearse and the funeral director comes and says, 'Somebody would like to speak to you on the phone,' and Dane's daughter Trina took the phone," said Gilbert Squires.

"This was Dane on the phone, so she actually thought that she was dead or talking to a ghost or something and just about lost her mind."

Squires said it's not unusual for his brother to visit friends in Toronto for four or five days.

Dane Squires didn't realize there was any problem until he read his own obituary in the newspaper, his brother said. Then he called his sister's house to let her know he was alive, and found out his funeral was underway.

After the accident, Toronto police had appealed to the public to assist them in identifying the body.

A spokesperson, Det.-Const. Dave Stirling, told the Toronto Sun that Squires's sister viewed the victim's body and identified it as that of her brother.

"There must have been a likeness," Stirling said. "It certainly is an unfortunate circumstance. It's certainly a shock."

The accident victim's body has now been returned to the coroner's office and police are again trying to identify him. The dead man was between 45 and 50, with a beard and short, reddish-brown hair.

Gilbert Squires said his brother is taking his "death" with good humour.

"He said, 'I've got a new name. I haven't decided what it's going to be.' And I said, 'What would that be?' And he said, 'I'm either going to call myself Lazarus or Jesus.''"

Captain Bryan
09-17-2004, 06:30 PM
That is so incredibly awesome!
Only one thing... Who's the dead guy then:p I hope they find out.:)

Amirius
09-17-2004, 10:26 PM
Just some random homeless person who was in the wrong place at the wrong time:p

Captain Bryan
09-17-2004, 10:37 PM
Lol, Hopefully:p

Shivure
09-17-2004, 11:57 PM
You know my dad had somthing like that happen to him.

Amirius
09-17-2004, 11:58 PM
Knowing your dad, I woulnd't doubt it

Shivure
09-18-2004, 12:11 AM
well the short version is that he saved his work place from being blown up by 20,000lbs of fuel that was set on fire by a lightning strike, but in the process he was hit by lightning (3rd time in his life) and was pronounced dead on the radio, but he was sitting with us on the couch so my mother called in and bitched out the local radio station for not getting there facts right.

Captain Bryan
09-18-2004, 12:16 AM
:nuts:

Drakon
09-18-2004, 04:57 AM
Really, he should have let the world keep thinkin he was dead, so he can find a cure for the rage inside him that is The Incredible Hulk.


*play piano song whislt Dane Squires hitchhikes*

And Shivvy, Thats fucked up, dude.

Captain Bryan
09-18-2004, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Drakon
Really, he should have let the world keep thinkin he was dead, so he can find a cure for the rage inside him that is The Incredible Hulk.


*play piano song whislt Dane Squires hitchhikes*

And Shivvy, Thats fucked up, dude. Remember when Hesh died?
hahaha:D

Drakon
09-19-2004, 05:16 AM
Originally posted by Captain Bryan
Remember when Hesh died?
hahaha:D Bwhahahahahahahaha!!!!:up: