Anyone wanna be Super Mario's face for a while?

[eSJayBee]

http://www.quarter-four.com/SJB/humour/ms_toadstool.jpg

Myself, I'm wondering why the camera is aimed at her chest.

[Amirius]

Hahahaha, yea I wonder? ;) :p

[eSJayBee]

I don't mean to sound racist (although I know this probably will appear to be) but this woman is rather curvier and bustier than most Asian women I've seen.

[V1P3Rt3Ch]

I want that .... hat...

[Amirius]

*stares*, you SJB you have a point. Hmm mayhap she got some "good" genes. And V1P, you may like it but I wouldn't be caught dead in that hat...

[eSJayBee]

I'd love to do my admin duties while wearing that hat. I mean, imagine creating a whole new forum while wearing that hat. Total roxx0rz! :up:

[Amirius]

:dry: Im surounded by a bunch of three year olds in various assorted older bodies:dry: :p

(confidentially that hat is pretty pwning)

[Captain Bryan]

That would own:D

[eSJayBee]

Originally posted by Amirius
:dry: Im surounded by a bunch of three year olds in various assorted older bodies:dry: :p

(confidentially that hat is pretty pwning)
your point?

googoo, gaga

[Drakon]

*Imagines SJB in that Toadstool Hat*


SJB--Mwhahahahahahahaaha!!!! *bans Drakon*

Nahhhhhhhhh, *goes back to fantasizing about the lovely lady up there*

[Captain Bryan]

Originally posted by eSJayBee
I don't mean to sound racist (although I know this probably will appear to be) but this woman is rather curvier and bustier than most Asian women I've seen. Very true.

[Amirius]

I wanna do that, I DEMAND the ability to edit other peoples posts! (heh, im starting to sound like TSA:dry: )


---/// Whatever do you mean, Ami? ;) ---SJB

You Bastard:mad:

Well, can I at least have a different kind of saying in the online users window?



---/// Well actually, there's a special reason why only the staff have their online location hidden ---SJB

[eSJayBee]

Originally posted by Drakon
*Imagines SJB in that Toadstool Hat*


SJB--Mwhahahahahahahaaha!!!! *bans Drakon*

Nahhhhhhhhh, *goes back to fantasizing about the lovely lady up there*
I do that on a daily basis when you're not online. I ban and unban you back and forth for my jollies. It's fun. :)

[Drakon]

Originally posted by eSJayBee
I do that on a daily basis when you're not online. I ban and unban you back and forth for my jollies. It's fun. :) For some reason, I know you arent kidding.........:(

[eSJayBee]

Originally posted by Drakon
For some reason, I know you arent kidding.........:(

--sigh--
I was.












The camera is aimed at her chest because the lense is a 0,3 or 0,2 fish-eye or wide-angle lense. You can put the cam up your nose and still get your face, chest and feet on the movie. Fyi ;)
A friend on another board said that ^

I just wonder now if the cameraman knew that. ;)

[Captain Bryan]

Lmao, lots of practice, I'm sure.

[eSJayBee]

post #12, Ami

[V1P3Rt3Ch]

Originally posted by Amirius
*stares*, you SJB you have a point. Hmm mayhap she got some "good" genes. And V1P, you may like it but I wouldn't be caught dead in that hat...

I'd be all up in that..... hat.... ;)

[Amirius]

yes all worship the.....hat..;)

[Shivure]

the camera is a ploy to desguise the massive erection the guy has behind the camera? hence the large lens:rolleyes:

[Amirius]

Wow, never would have thought of that different perspective

[Shivure]

Well it's coming from me, what do you expect me to say " oh yes the rack on the girl is supurb and is only complemented by the enormous mushroom on her head"?

[Captain Bryan]

Originally posted by Shivure
Well it's coming from me, what do you expect me to say " oh yes the rack on the girl is supurb and is only complemented by the enormous mushroom on her head"? Yes, actually.
:p

[V1P3Rt3Ch]

Cavity Enducing Hyperactivity Prodoucing Choco Confectionary Treat :)

[Captain Bryan]

My finest picture, ever:p

[Shivure]

Well after spending all my brain power on the previous post all I have to say is that ... I'd do her:D

[eSJayBee]

I was waiting for someone to say that ^

[Shivure]

Yea, but what man/lesbian wouldn't do that wonderus asian?:confused:

[Amirius]

I would:D:up::devil: ! That is one of the finest asian woman I have ever seen.

[eSJayBee]

I first misread that and thought you said "this is one of the FIRST asian women I have ever seen". I was like :wtf: for a moment there. :p

[Captain Bryan]

Wouldn't that be something.
Although he does hail from where I do, and there are no asian women or girls at the school that I can recall.
There was 2 years ago.. 2 japanese exchange students.:)

[Amirius]

I remember them sorta, but they were no where near as good looking as this woman is;)

[Captain Bryan]

They were hardcore, one of them got a tat while they were here:p

[Shivure]

They didn't have big boobies:(

[Captain Bryan]

lol

[Shivure]

:D , plus they spoke poor engrish:eek:

[Captain Bryan]

Haha, yeah they did:D

[Amirius]

I can't remember that much detail that far back:o

[Shivure]

neither can I but I'm just recalling all the asian's Ive met in my life and they all meet those standards:rolleyes:

[Amirius]

Yeah, pretty much I guess:)

[Shivure]

Work at a wal-mat and you shall understand what I am takling about:o