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eSJayBee
08-11-2004, 11:49 AM
Man Trips Over Woman; Her Family Eats Him?

source (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040810/od_nm/crime_philippines_cannibalism_dc)

MANILA (Reuters) - A man and his two sons have been arrested on suspicion of murdering a neighbor and then eating parts of his body after he tripped over a woman relative at a dance, Philippine police said on Tuesday.

The three men are suspected of stabbing neighbor Benjie Ganoy to death last month in a remote village in the southwestern island of Palawan. They ate his ears, tongue and arms after roasting the body over a fire, provincial police chief Michael Garraez said.

"They stabbed him repeatedly, cut off the man's ears, pulled out his tongue and ate it," Garraez told Reuters by telephone. He was quoting a sworn statement by a witness, who said he had been forced to eat some flesh taken from the victim's arms.

Garraez said there was no tradition of cannibalism in the area.

He said the father had apparently been angry after Ganoy accidentally tripped over his daughter during a dance party.

Police said the victim disappeared after the dance party on July 17. The witness led them to the burned body almost a week later.

Drakon
08-11-2004, 12:47 PM
Thats effed up, dude.

1--How do you trip over a person? I can understand somene's feet, but a PERSON? What? Was she laying down on the ground? Lets eat her instead.

2--They ATE HIM. Was the hamburger at Food Market too high? Needed a change?

Jeez, no wonder they call it the HUMAN RACE, cause I think they just lost.

eSJayBee
08-11-2004, 01:29 PM
human race...lost...umm...lost against what/whom?

Amirius
08-11-2004, 01:31 PM
Im sorry, but that is just way to facked up for me

Drakon
08-11-2004, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by eSJayBee
human race...lost...umm...lost against what/whom? Its a pun, my friend. :)

eSJayBee
08-11-2004, 03:02 PM
I know it's a pun. And it's a bad pun

Drakon
08-11-2004, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by eSJayBee
I know it's a pun. And it's a bad pun Christ, you're being awful caustic.:(

Captain Bryan
08-11-2004, 03:51 PM
I agree.

V1P3Rt3Ch
08-13-2004, 03:00 AM
I'M SPICEY! :lol:

Scheherezade
08-15-2004, 11:30 PM
That was an excellent pun, displaying wit, charm, and intelligence.


And as for spicy... darlin', you have no idea....