eSJayBee
04-09-2004, 05:04 PM
-Post a message asking how to post messages.
-Put 4 addresses, 5 lines of l337 text, 6 ASCII-art bicycles, a PGP key, and your home phone in your signature.
-Post a 56-part MPEG file of your dog throwing. Announce that you screwed it up and repeat.
-Determine a perversion so bizarre or obscure that it doesn't yet have its own sex group.
-Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
-Correct every spelling mistake you encounter, but misspell the word "imbecile" in your followup flames.
-Follow-up every post in a thread ranking them on a scale from 1 to 10.
-Post instructions telling other readers how to put you in their ignorelist.
-Eliminate nearly all meaningful traffic on a thread for weeks by challenging its readership to come up with as many synonyms as possible for the word 'vomit'.
-Make an anonymous posting accusing others of cowardice.
-Post only in Esperanto.
-Attempt to sell "posting permits".
-Why use a single question mark or exclamation point when you can use at least thirty ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
-Insult a poster from another nation based on his country's performance in World War II.
-Regardless of its accuracy, followup another post with the line "BZZZT! Wrong answer!" or "Hello! McFly!"
-POST IN ALL CAPS
-omitallspaces
-Put 4 addresses, 5 lines of l337 text, 6 ASCII-art bicycles, a PGP key, and your home phone in your signature.
-Post a 56-part MPEG file of your dog throwing. Announce that you screwed it up and repeat.
-Determine a perversion so bizarre or obscure that it doesn't yet have its own sex group.
-Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
-Correct every spelling mistake you encounter, but misspell the word "imbecile" in your followup flames.
-Follow-up every post in a thread ranking them on a scale from 1 to 10.
-Post instructions telling other readers how to put you in their ignorelist.
-Eliminate nearly all meaningful traffic on a thread for weeks by challenging its readership to come up with as many synonyms as possible for the word 'vomit'.
-Make an anonymous posting accusing others of cowardice.
-Post only in Esperanto.
-Attempt to sell "posting permits".
-Why use a single question mark or exclamation point when you can use at least thirty ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
-Insult a poster from another nation based on his country's performance in World War II.
-Regardless of its accuracy, followup another post with the line "BZZZT! Wrong answer!" or "Hello! McFly!"
-POST IN ALL CAPS
-omitallspaces