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eSJayBee
04-09-2004, 05:04 PM
-Post a message asking how to post messages.

-Put 4 addresses, 5 lines of l337 text, 6 ASCII-art bicycles, a PGP key, and your home phone in your signature.

-Post a 56-part MPEG file of your dog throwing. Announce that you screwed it up and repeat.

-Determine a perversion so bizarre or obscure that it doesn't yet have its own sex group.

-Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.

-Correct every spelling mistake you encounter, but misspell the word "imbecile" in your followup flames.

-Follow-up every post in a thread ranking them on a scale from 1 to 10.

-Post instructions telling other readers how to put you in their ignorelist.

-Eliminate nearly all meaningful traffic on a thread for weeks by challenging its readership to come up with as many synonyms as possible for the word 'vomit'.

-Make an anonymous posting accusing others of cowardice.

-Post only in Esperanto.

-Attempt to sell "posting permits".

-Why use a single question mark or exclamation point when you can use at least thirty ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

-Insult a poster from another nation based on his country's performance in World War II.

-Regardless of its accuracy, followup another post with the line "BZZZT! Wrong answer!" or "Hello! McFly!"

-POST IN ALL CAPS

-omitallspaces

eSJayBee
04-09-2004, 05:05 PM
Anyone got any more?

Captain Bryan
04-09-2004, 07:10 PM
Post news without a source:p

DragnFire22
04-10-2004, 12:18 AM
Ask people to be your friends.

Atrax robustus
04-10-2004, 04:49 AM
Claim an undying love for Michelle Pfeiffer, use bad grammer, bad spelling and generally be a pain in everyones butt. :p

Captain Bryan
04-10-2004, 10:14 AM
Hahahaha:D

eSJayBee
04-10-2004, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by Atrax robustus
Claim an undying love for Michelle Pfeiffer, use bad grammer, bad spelling and generally be a pain in everyones butt. :p
or call yourself Bakerboy ;)

XChick03
04-26-2004, 06:54 AM
- Respond to every post with either "you're gay" or "you suck."

- Post using only smilies.

- Post a pic of man showing different facial expressions with every post.

- Start flaming someone for absolutely no reason and having no idea what you're talking about.

- Every thread that you make is pointless and a repeat of one you already made.

- Make a post about how great something is, then in your next post talk about how terrible it is.

The sad thing is I got most of those from people who actually do those on a regular basis.

Atrax robustus
04-26-2004, 12:27 PM
Make a thread in the support forum suggesting that no-one else should be allowed custom titles. And that only existing custom title holders may use the option from now on! :p

Captain Bryan
04-26-2004, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Atrax robustus
Make a thread in the support forum suggesting that no-one else should be allowed custom titles. And that only existing custom title holders may use the option from now on! :p that was a good idea though:(

Atrax robustus
04-26-2004, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Captain Bryan
that was a good idea though:( I thought so too! :)

XChick03
04-26-2004, 03:40 PM
LMAO. :D

Captain Bryan
04-26-2004, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Atrax robustus
I thought so too! :) :D
I think I agreed with it even though I didn't have enough posts at the time:p

Atrax robustus
04-27-2004, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by Captain Bryan
:D
I think I agreed with it even though I didn't have enough posts at the time:p You could be an exception.... since your part of the furniture there now! ;)

Captain Bryan
04-27-2004, 01:39 PM
True:p

Shivure
05-03-2004, 08:55 AM
Post a movie trailer on the site and exceed the band width of the site!

eSJayBee
05-03-2004, 11:36 AM
What the.....


....BRYAN! I HATE YOU!!! :mad:

spiderfan_4eva
05-03-2004, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by eSJayBee
What the.....


....BRYAN! I HATE YOU!!! :mad:

ROFL

*strokes chin*


hmmm...


:p

Captain Bryan
05-03-2004, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by eSJayBee
What the.....


....BRYAN! I HATE YOU!!! :mad: I told him I did it:p

eSJayBee
05-03-2004, 01:57 PM
:umm: umm....

uhh...yea. That`s it. Bad, Bryan! Bad! Bad!

.... :|

--walks away--

Atrax robustus
05-03-2004, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by spiderfan_4eva
ROFL

*strokes chin*


hmmm...


:p Welcome to Q4!

That sounds so weird without The Hype! on the end?!?!? ;) :D

Q4 is a much more pleasant experience altogether! :p

Captain Bryan
05-03-2004, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Atrax robustus
Welcome to Q4!

That sounds so weird without The Hype! on the end?!?!? ;) :D

Q4 is a much more pleasant experience altogether! :p It does, dosn't it:p
I wonder if it would sound better of gamer said it:D