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Mixairian
06-04-2007, 12:55 PM
Why am I not surprised?
Drakon
06-04-2007, 02:12 PM
On a different note, this is the best looking comic yet.
Amirius
06-04-2007, 05:32 PM
Poor Saadji's going to feel mighty silly when he realizes that many theaters have more than one bathroom.
eSJayBee
06-04-2007, 06:33 PM
Why am I not surprised?
You two can be make-up buddies. :cheers:
Mixairian
06-05-2007, 02:50 PM
You two can be make-up buddies. :cheers:
Only if he rouges my genitals. ;) :)
1godzillafan
06-05-2007, 06:38 PM
That is the single most frightening thing I've ever read.
Drakon
06-06-2007, 12:17 AM
Then this will REALLY sink you.
Gigli II's been approved.
1godzillafan
06-06-2007, 11:26 AM
Never saw the original, so I couldn't care less.
Though I assume Bennifer 2 will be taking over for Bennifer 1.
eSJayBee
06-06-2007, 11:58 AM
I never saw the original but it'd been so reviled on the net and by critics...why are they making part II? Did it really do that well, financially?
1godzillafan
06-06-2007, 01:11 PM
I think Drakon was just joking. Gigli is one of the biggest box office disasters of all time. I don't even think they'd touch a sequel, even if it was direct to video.
Captain Bryan
06-06-2007, 01:18 PM
Gigli II's been approved.
S-seriously?
eSJayBee
06-06-2007, 01:53 PM
I think Drakon was just joking. Gigli is one of the biggest box office disasters of all time. I don't even think they'd touch a sequel, even if it was direct to video.
I find it hard to believe Gigli is as bad as an Uwe Boll movie...
"House of the Dead" got a TV sequel. And now Uwe Boll is filming Bloodrayne II.
Drakon
06-06-2007, 02:06 PM
Yes, I was kidding. Gigli II would be the equivilent of being forced to watch an abortion, and a heart transplant on screen, and in the middle of it, Roseanne walks on set and takes a huge crap in the open body.
eSJayBee
06-06-2007, 02:38 PM
I find it hard to believe Gigli is as bad as an Uwe Boll movie...
"House of the Dead" got a TV sequel. And now Uwe Boll is filming Bloodrayne II.
and to continue this...
The only difference I could imagine between those Uwe Boll movies and Gigli (keep in mind I haven't 'seen' Gigli) would be that Gigli stars one of Hollywood's most talked about couple which means more media attention which means more notice on it sucking....ugh...I hate portmanteau now. God damn "Bennifer" crap. UGH!
1godzillafan
06-06-2007, 02:40 PM
I find it hard to believe Gigli is as bad as an Uwe Boll movie...
"House of the Dead" got a TV sequel. And now Uwe Boll is filming Bloodrayne II.
By box office disaster, I meant it lost a shitload of money. Boll's films may be crap, but they're cheap.
Mixairian
06-06-2007, 02:45 PM
This does not change the fact that my genitalia has yet to get any make up. :angry: :mad:
1godzillafan
06-06-2007, 03:09 PM
Will you quit talking about your balls before I kick them in. :smad:
eSJayBee
06-06-2007, 03:38 PM
Will you quit talking about your balls before I kick them in. :smad:
So you're saying it's 'okay' to talk about them AFTER you've kicked them?
1godzillafan
06-06-2007, 04:19 PM
Only if there are remains, which I doubt very much.
Mixairian
06-07-2007, 12:50 AM
Will you quit talking about your balls before I lick them in. :smad:
You can lick them as much as you'd like.
eSJayBee
06-07-2007, 01:11 AM
"lick them in" doesn't make a lick of sense..... :confused:
1godzillafan
06-07-2007, 10:02 AM
You can lick them as much as you'd like.
Now you're just being lame.
If you've ever seen Hard Candy, that's what I intend to do at this point.
Mixairian
06-07-2007, 02:39 PM
"lick them in" doesn't make a lick of sense..... :confused:
It does to me. ^_^
Now you're just being awesome.
If you've ever seen my Hard Candy, that's what I intended at this point.
Teehee, why thank you but I can view your hard candy after the proper licking. ^_^
1godzillafan
06-07-2007, 10:43 PM
Sigh. I stopped going to the Hype to get away from this. I should know better on the internet.
eSJayBee
06-07-2007, 11:37 PM
Yes. It is sort of tiring, isn't it? :dry:
Drakon
06-08-2007, 04:29 AM
Aww, come on. Once in a great while, it's not so bad.
Mixairian
06-08-2007, 05:16 AM
If it makes you feel better. I'm so drunk right now, it is taking all my willpower to not vomit on my keyboard.
JJJIrish05
06-11-2007, 07:19 PM
i'm not going to lie.... i wasn't as entertained with these 2 as i usually am.....
eSJayBee
06-11-2007, 07:35 PM
Believe it or not, that's actually kind of reassuring, JJJ.
Sorry to disappoint, though. :(
Drakon
06-11-2007, 08:52 PM
I did kinda snicker at the last two panels, though.
Capt. Obvious
06-12-2007, 12:10 AM
Poor Saadji's going to feel mighty silly when he realizes that many theaters have more than one bathroom.
The Men's room was out of order, if you recall the second pannel
Amirius
06-12-2007, 12:23 AM
I know, but many bathrooms have more than one set of mens/womens bathrooms.
1godzillafan
06-12-2007, 01:02 AM
I know, but many bathrooms have more than one set of mens/womens bathrooms.
Bathrooms inside of bathrooms? Now there's an idea! We'll revolutionize the bathroom industry! When one goes out of order another takes it's place!
I'll stop now. I like having fun with typos, sorry.
eSJayBee
06-12-2007, 07:28 AM
I know, but many bathrooms have more than one set of mens/womens bathrooms.
I'm sure you meant "many theaters". Yes this is true though two of the four theaters I regularly go to only have one set. Incidentally, these are single-floor theaters as you realise since you said "many". Who knows what kind Saadji was in. Though it would be funnier if he did all that for nothing if there was another men's room elsewhere. ;)
Bathrooms inside of bathrooms? Now there's an idea! We'll revolutionize the bathroom industry! When one goes out of order another takes it's place!
I'll stop now. I like having fun with typos, sorry.
HAHA!
Mixairian
06-12-2007, 03:34 PM
I know, but many bathrooms have more than one set of mens/womens bathrooms.
What fancy establishments are you attending?
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