Inane Q&A Game

[eSJayBee]

yea, so I mistakenly deleted the old thread (go, mee :| ) so lets start this again, shall we?



Rules are simple. You ask a question and the next person answers it with something inane and senseless (possibly amusing), then asks another question. And thus, the wheel starts



What's your definition of impressive?

[DragnFire22]

Not out-pressive.


Who's your daddy?

[eSJayBee]

My mommy, sadly....



Why do the good get banned?

[Scheherezade]

Because the banned got the good.


Why do birds sing so gay?

[DragnFire22]

They got lessons from Elton John.


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[StrippedOfPride]

enough to force the rest of the world to use synthetic wood, then to cause them to go extint, giving rise to the new breed of synthetic woodchucks, also causing the old rhyme to be lost in time to the newer generation. One day someone will bring it up again, and time will start over again, with metalchucks...asking the question "how much metal could a metalchuck chuck if a metalchuck could chuck metal?"

...why did i just bust my jaw open on the bathroom counter? (i can see my bones!)

[DragnFire22]

Because the toilet's a sneaky bastich.

How licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[eSJayBee]

how licks? A usual lick with the tongue does it for me.



Why do clocks go "tick tock" and never "tock tick"?

[StrippedOfPride]

why do you keep asking that question?!

why are clouds white, but fog is grey?

[DragnFire22]

Teh God is color blind.

Who named dogs 'dogs'?

[StrippedOfPride]

someone that liked them so much, he thought one was a god, but in order to not disrespect God..reversed the name..to dog


Why do doors always open into the halls at schools so you walk straight into them?

[DragnFire22]

It's a test of fundamental walking skills.

Who named poop, poop?

[StrippedOfPride]

........the same person that named crap crap...

Who named you dragnfire22? :confused:

[DragnFire22]

MY subconscious. :(

why does 1 +2 = 3?

[StrippedOfPride]

Because if you have one woman and two men, youll probably end up with a child too..:|

Why should we follow the yellow brick road?

[DragnFire22]

It leads to the restroom.

Why are roses red?

[eSJayBee]

it's to make you wonder why roses aren't rose and why violents aren't violet.


Why do superheroes wear their undies on the outside?

[StrippedOfPride]

They aren't undies, its simply a costume color change to draw attention to their supersmall genitals :) They dont wear undies


Who invented swirlies?!

[DragnFire22]

Mr. Swirly, or Swirlytown, MAss.

Who invented sex?

[StrippedOfPride]

Me :o

Who invented closests? and why do you Come out of one when telling people youre homosexual?

[eSJayBee]

--is stuck on that "Who invented sex? Me." line.-- :|


-5 min later-
Why am I still stuck on that line?

[StrippedOfPride]

because youre trying to figure out why you think im a whore now :|


why ARE you still stuck on that line?

[DragnFire22]

Because it's white and sticky.

Who actually thinks SOP invented sex?

[Movies205]

Originally posted by DragnFire22
Because it's white and sticky.

Who actually thinks SOP invented sex?

The real question is who actually thinks SOP is a girl?



--// Don't break the game, Movies. :) Question and answer. FYI: I can assure you that Strip is a female. ~SJB

[StrippedOfPride]

I think I'm a girl :| I guess you could check :confused:

who thinks movies IS REALLY ALIVE????????????? :eek: :devil:

[Movies205]

Originally posted by StrippedOfPride
I think I'm a girl :| I guess you could check :confused:

who thinks movies IS REALLY ALIVE????????????? :eek: :devil:

SHH!!! Don't let out my secret I'm an undead sloth!:nutz:

[eSJayBee]

please don't post in this thread if you won't play the game, movies, :|

Originally posted by StrippedOfPride
I think I'm a girl :| I guess you could check :confused:

who thinks movies IS REALLY ALIVE????????????? :eek: :devil:
I'd answer you if I knew who this Alive person was.


What kind of thingsdo you think man will find if they ever get their own two feet on Mars?

[StrippedOfPride]

Who knows, the public will never find out and we'll make up things like.."dirt...a stick..and some ice"

Why are some people so ignorant?

[DragnFire22]

Because ignorance is bliss, and bliss is he lazy man's dream.

Who else is annoyed by SOP's Sig?

[eSJayBee]

Not me. I really like it. Insightful sig.



How long do you think this site will last before it dies (completely)?

[Movies205]

It will last as long as I post here :) Since I no longer post at SHH! this is my main board:)

Where did the name Quater-Four come from?

[eSJayBee]

Quarter-Four came from a night of nothing but vodka, nachos and Twizzlers between EML and I as we were brainstorming.


Why do Palm PDA's break so easily in Canada but apparently not in the US?

[Movies205]

Originally posted by eSJayBee
Quarter-Four came from a night of nothing but vodka, nachos and Twizzlers between EML and I as we were brainstorming.


Why do Palm PDA's break so easily in Canada but apparently not in the US?

Becuz canadains are commies:D



Why am I asking a question in a thread about questions on a board about a comic I don't even know about yet hosts frivious threads just as this??

[StrippedOfPride]

Because you're bored off your ass...

What happened to winter in texas this year?

[Movies205]

Originally posted by StrippedOfPride
Because you're bored off your ass...

What happened to winter in texas this year?

Godzilla came and ate everyone ;)

What happen to Godzilla and the legion of killer pengiuns?

[StrippedOfPride]

He fell in the water and the penguins ate him, then got a disease so they all died and ended the whole concept.


is soft serve ice cream REALLY ice cream..or is it snowman feces? :eek:

[Movies205]

Originally posted by StrippedOfPride
He fell in the water and the penguins ate him, then got a disease so they all died and ended the whole concept.


is soft serve ice cream REALLY ice cream..or is it snowman feces? :eek:

Do you really want to know;)

/\I don't know if using the socratic method is acceptable or not but it's fun to do:D

[eSJayBee]

I gotta find a way to ban specific people from threads... :dry:



Originally posted by StrippedOfPride
He fell in the water and the penguins ate him, then got a disease so they all died and ended the whole concept.


is soft serve ice cream REALLY ice cream..or is it snowman feces? :eek:
why you bother thinking about that is an even better question, m'lady.



Why is this smiley :x so addictive? Yet all the other varians of :x aren't?

[StrippedOfPride]

I love ALLLLLLLLLLLL The :x variations...=x :X :x =X x= X= x: X: etc...:x

What color do smurfs turn when you choke them?

[DragnFire22]

Yellow. Trust me.

Who shot JFK?

[Movies205]

Originally posted by DragnFire22
Yellow. Trust me.

Who shot JFK?

J. Edgar Hoover in his Time Machine....

What was Einstien's real name?

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Movies205
J. Edgar Hoover in his Time Machine....

What was Einstien's real name?

J Edgar Hoover....

If I was a penguin named Bob, would you guys like me more?

[DragnFire22]

Only if you were easily swayed by sexual favors.

If the world was going to end, what would you do?

[eSJayBee]

StrippedOfPride



When/if I get busted for statutory rape, what will you do?

[StrippedOfPride]

(Hey now..thanks for informing me)

Be the rapee?

What will you do when I sit in my big comfy bean bag chair?! :eek:

[eSJayBee]

Use you for target practise in my daily gopher-throwing excercises.




Why is the sky not violet? :(

[XChick03]

Because it looks better blue.


Why are all the planets round and not cubes or pyramid shaped?

[Captain Bryan]

Because Christopher Colombus was a hippie:p

Why are cats so lazy?

[XChick03]

Because they're smart enough to have people do everything for them.

Why do convenience stores that are open 24/7 every day of the year have locks on the doors?

[XChick03]

Fine! I'll answer my own fucking question! :mad:

Because Santa likes to play with his reindeer.

What would you do if you saw a really old man masturbating?

[Captain Bryan]

Probubly die.
Why is school 8 hours long?:(

[LGB_ME]

because then the cops can eat their donuts and don't have to deel with us kids


why is it that cops are around when you don't want them and never around when you need them

[eSJayBee]

answer: http://www.quarter-four.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=340



What do you get when you mix a Canadian with a South Carolina person?

[XChick03]

The correct term is South Carolinian. :p

Loads of sarcasm, sexual innuendos, fake fights, major quirkiness, and a broken bed

Why can't I fly? :(

[eSJayBee]

Probably because you don't try with a real cape on. A beach blanket tied around your neck will not do, girl.



Now a more important question: why can't I fly??

[XChick03]

Copycat. You can't fly because Tinkerbell didn't give you any fairy dust.

Why do most superheroes like wearing spandex?

[LGB_ME]

answer:
http://www.quarter-four.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=351

Why is it that it is so easy to come up with an answer but its hard to come up with ?'s

[XChick03]

Because ?'s don't like me.


Why does eSJayBee's cat have that green thing on its head?

[eSJayBee]

I have no cat. That's a pic of Bryan after a bad day at school and eight bottles of beer.


Why does LGB_ME find it so hard to come up with interrogation marks? I mean they're right there on the keyboard.

[XChick03]

It likes to move around on the keyboard and its hard to catch. Tricky little phucker.


If an orange is called an orange, why isn't a banana called a yellow?

[DragnFire22]

Because banana's are banana-colored, not yellow.


Why do rabbits always scream when you gut them?

[LGB_ME]

Because it is relaxing to here them scream while your guting them


Why is it that i don't have a time machine?

[XChick03]

Time is too big to fit in a machine and it doesn't like you. :p


What did you to that monkey to make him mad?

[LGB_ME]

Originally posted by XChick03
Time is too big to fit in a machine and it doesn't like you. :p


What did you to that monkey to make him mad?

Learn your grammar it's:
What did you do to that monkey to make him mad?

answer:i stole his bananna.

why is it that women can pick on you when its that time of the month but you can't pick on them

[Captain Bryan]

Originally posted by LGB_ME
Learn your grammar it's:
What did you do to that monkey to make him mad?

answer:i stole his bananna.

why is it that women can pick on you when its that time of the month but you can't pick on them Because if you do, you'll get shot.

Why did LGB_ME get catsup thrown at him today?

[Drakon]

Cause he spanked his monkey to make him mad, and then told everyone he stole his banana.

How ON EARTH did I almost kill that Cat with my gas last night....?

[Captain Bryan]

The same way you almost killed the rest of your house with it?;)

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[XChick03]

On my roof

Where's Waldo?

[Captain Bryan]

On MY roof;)

Where is garfield?;)

[XChick03]

Eating all my food

Where's Odie?

[Captain Bryan]

Getting his ass kicked by Garfield:p

What would it be like if the earth had 2 suns?

[XChick03]

Hot as hell

Why can't I think of a question?

[kypade]

cuz you're not creative enough....


what am l watching on tv?:confused:

[Atrax robustus]

Porn

Why does a Wizards Staff have a Knob on the end? :o :confused:

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Atrax robustus
Porn

Why does a Wizards Staff have a Knob on the end? :o :confused:

To club people with Silly!!!!

Why don't penguins fly?

[Drakon]

Silly Movies, Flight is for Humans....


Anyone want to help me destroy this cat?

[eSJayBee]

Destroy? You make it sound like you want to blow it up.



So what now, Jim Bob?

[Movies205]

When did X-Chick go to the Dark Side?:confused:

[Captain Bryan]

(You have to answer the previous question first.)

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Captain Bryan
(You have to answer the previous question first.)

What now, Jim Bob? Is a question? ...

Now you answer my frickin question :mad:

[eSJayBee]

I don`t know about Jim Bob but I see Movies still doesn`t know how to play this game.

So how can we teach him?

[Amirius]

We don't:p .

Whats with the weather?

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Amirius
We don't:p .

Whats with the weather?

I don't know we should kill god?

So when did X-Chick go to the darkside:confused:

[Amirius]

About two months ago

When did Movies learn how to play?

[Movies205]

4 months ago and then he forgot...

When did Movies goes crazy?

[eSJayBee]

Well how old is Movies? (answered a question with a question. heh)


Why does Movies care so much about XChick?

[Amirius]

Because he wants the lights to go out:p .

Why can't I conquer the world?

[Movies205]

Why couldn't hitler?

When will everything done be un-done?

[Amirius]

When God is proved wrong.

Why did I just use a reference from Dogma?

[Movies205]

Because the bible is out of style now-a-days:)

Why do people complain about microsoft so much :(

[Amirius]

Because Bill Gates is richer than them:p

Why don't I have a girlfriend?

[Movies205]

Because you don't fit the requirements?

Why do I post here?

[Shivure]

Because you are a horny person looking for a mate...?


Why havent I been laid yet?

[eSJayBee]

Laid onto the bed like a shirt freshly taken out of the closet, early in the morning, right before your wearer eats his breakfast and goes to work? (whoops, answered another question with a question)


What do you think you're doing with your hand down your pant, boy?

[Amirius]

Take a wild guess;) .

What do I hunger for?

[eSJayBee]

You hunger for my wild guesses.

So really...what ARE you doing with your hand down your pants?

[Amirius]

Scracthing an itch

What ARE YOU with YOUR hand down your pants?

[eSJayBee]

Trying to get YOUR hand out of there.


Why are sheep such good bed mates?

[Amirius]

Because termites aren't:p .

Why is Ocean spelt Ocean and not Osean?

[Captain Bryan]

Why not Oshin?

Why is Egypt so dry?

[Shivure]

Because moses parted the red sea to far now every body is dead!!!

Who's hands are down my pants?

[LGB_ME]

well i know its not mine, could it be your imaginary friend?

why i life so hard?

[Movies205]

Because you don't whack off enough :(

Why aren't orgasms more like 5-8 seconds for guys rather than just 1-3 :(

[LGB_ME]

why is this game getting so dirty?

why don't i have an evil monkey in my closet?

[Amirius]

Because Chris stole him from you.

Why are spiders called arachnids and not simply spiders?

[Movies205]

To confuse you


Why is this place called Quarter Four?

[eSJayBee]

Why hasn't Movies read the first Q4 strip yet?



How has this site become one, giant Junkyard so fast?

[Amirius]

because Bryan let me join:p

Why are women so hard to understand?

[Movies205]

Because we're too lazy to read women's digest

What is the meaning of life?:confused:

[Amirius]

To try to free ourselves of these constraints put on us by this flawed concept called reality and transcend to a greater existence.

Whoa...wait a minute; what did I just say:confused:?

[eSJayBee]

You used a version poetic manner to say "I'm putting Movies205 on ignore".



Why is the Junkyard so amusing?

[Amirius]

Because it encompasses everything stupid, inane, and all of the uncommon sense found in the members of this forum:p.

Why can't Dragons be real?

[Shivure]

Because their NOT... so let it be damn it!

Why dose Johnny crack corn and I dont care?

[eSJayBee]

the fact that you mentioned it means someone cares: you. ;)


Why don't people realise how cool the French are?

[Amirius]

Because the French are Europes Minnesotans:p

How do you people know that Dragons never existed?

[Drakon]

Dragons Still Exist. Its people who dont exist.

Ever notice that the left side of the brain has nothing right in it, and the right side has nothing left in it?

[Amirius]

Yea, thats why im constantly thinking of porn, naked chicks, and slushies.

Why is the color black called black and not colorless?

[eSJayBee]

hmm...I think you`re right.



How does one master the art of lickboxing (not a typo)?

[Amirius]

Does it really matter how you do it, as long as you tell women your a champion lick boxer, you got it made;) .

Why are sperm whales called sperm whales?

[Drakon]

I dont know, but I wouldnt drink Sea Water if I were you.

Why is Pink "The New Black"? Doesnt that sound redundant?

[eSJayBee]

wouldn't 'oxymoron' be a better word? (love answering questions with questions)



how does one make a squirrel fly in the air like Superman?

[Drakon]

Either a catapult or a lot of drugs.

If Gremlins got into a fight with Critters, who would win?

[Captain Bryan]

Gizmo would pwn them all.

Will NBC last this year?:p

[Amirius]

That depends on if Tom Brokaw can stay sober:p

Why is Cub brand pizza as good as name brand pizza?

[Drakon]

Just never come to Cincinnati and order Grandma's Pizza. I think I would rather eat feces.

What would hurt more? Kicked in the Nuts or falling off a roof?

[Amirius]

falling off a roof because you got kicked in the nutz:eek:.

Why are video games so entertaining?

[Drakon]

If you've seen Catwoman, you'd know the answer to that. ;)

How Can Jabberjaw live outside the water?

[Amirius]

He can't. Thats a stunt double in a shark suit with a voice modulater;).

Is life truly just a dream?

[Drakon]

I hope not, cause then that means that Freddy Krueger is real! :o

Do Black and Purple look good together?

[Amirius]

Only when you use body paint;).

Can God hula-hoop?

[eSJayBee]

Not sure. I didn't read the Bible either.



What kind of question is this?

[Amirius]

The totally random and Inane kind.


Why still don't I have a girlfriend?

[Drakon]

Cause you cant inflate it to 40 lbs?

Why do I post here more than I do on SHH nowadays?

[Amirius]

because this place is better:up:


Why am I so addicted to forums?

[eSJayBee]

It's the colours. They feed subliminal messages into your brain to make you want to post more. That's how they do it on Hype. After a long enough exposure to the affecting colours, you will be under the impression that your very survival depends on you hitting 'submit' at least 50 times a day.



Who would win in a fight: Batman or Drakon? And Why? (two questions in one!)

[Amirius]

Me. I'd step in once they were both tired, then beat the crap out of them;) .

Why was there even a doubt in my mind that you would do this??:p

[eSJayBee]

because the Admin Kitty's eyes make you doubt all. Duh. The Admin Kitty is how I got to be admin in the first place. I sat down to have some coffee with Bryan and v1p, then put my admin lime on my head and gave them both that look the entire time. Next thing you know, BAM!, I'm an admin. (if reading my profile makes you believe I'm lying right now, you're right)



Why don't polar bears really drink Coca-Cola Classic :( ?

[Captain Bryan]

Because caffiene kills them.

Why is answering the questions in this thread so much easier than asking them?

[Amirius]

Damn it Bry, you beat me to it

Because you have to think to ask something, but not to answer it;)

You guys like my new sig?

[eSJayBee]

I normally don't pay attention to men who blatantly ask me if I like anything south of where my eyes should be on them.......



So....does anyone 'click' on Bryan's sig. :p

[Captain Bryan]

No, I don't.

How about that 1984?:p

[Amirius]

I wouldn't know, I wasn't born until 1986;) .

What the?

[eSJayBee]

Yea. Looks like mad spam activity on Q4 again, alright.




Why did Hype come up so often today over at this board?

[Captain Bryan]

I wonder that myself.

Ami, I got my licence today, do you feel safe?:p

[Amirius]

NOT IN THE LEAST!!!! Agh head for the hills O_O!

What was your score?

[Captain Bryan]

Very poor.:D

What was yours?

[Amirius]

It took me three tries, what does that tell you;) ?

How many did it take you?

[Captain Bryan]

Just one.

Were the one ways a problem for you? They really screwed me up.:(

[Amirius]

Wow. We're talking in the middle of the game. Yea. The first time through the one-way killed me. It was a four-laneer and I wasn't sure if I had to get all the way to one side before turning.

What else gave you trouble?

[Captain Bryan]

Yeah, I had the same problems, it sucked.:D I appearantly did poorly on Paralel parking, but I didn't see a problem, I could have been too far from the curb.

Should we stop?:p

[Amirius]

Probably. Though everyone sucks at parallel parking.

So what else is new?

[Drakon]

York, Jersey, Mexico, Hampshire.....

Which word has the worse connotation? Moist or Used?

[eSJayBee]

Moist.

No wait! USED!

umm...

how about a third option: mostly used ?







why does Drakon have 'cyborg' marked as his 'gender'?

[Drakon]

Cause I'm RoboDrak! And only RoboDrak can bring back a classic thread with a classic question!

How does one become the master at playing Pong?

[1godzillafan]

By winning, you goober.

What the hell?

[eSJayBee]

Looks like someone bumped and humped the inane thread. ;)


I am loving 1Gf's new custom title: LeVar Burton can kick your ass. Mostly because I'm thinking of you people getting your asses whupped by Geordi? Tell me why!

[Drakon]

1GF---The best answer to yours was "Once you master Ping, its easy!"

SJB---You are thinking of getting our asses whupped because you smell Canadian.

Where did I put my pants?

[eSJayBee]

Dude, you're in Ohio...please...


Drakon really just wants to answer his own questions, doesn't he?

[Captain Bryan]

Yes, he loves you;)

Why are camcorders so expencive?

[eSJayBee]

Because they steal your soul 10x as much as a camera?


Why did I answer a question with another question?

[Drakon]

Dude, you're in Canada, please. I'm trying to watch In Living Colour.

Why do kids eat crayons?

[Captain Bryan]

Hehe, cause they taste like the colours they are.:D

Where the heck are my keys?

[eSJayBee]

Knowing you: in the fridge, next to the milk.


Drakon's anwer in post 161 was lame. Why?

[Captain Bryan]

Because you haven't heard of Betallica.

Where does all the time go?

[Drakon]

Up SJB's nose, of course.

Why is that Star Wars Music just so awesome?

[Amirius]

Because they have people with actual talent make the scores.

What's a good question?

[Drakon]

One that has a good answer.

Who would win in a fist fight with no force powers or weapons? Anakin or Obi-Won?