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StrippedOfPride
03-07-2004, 02:52 PM
HEre's a list of some questions i randomly think...


How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?


Why is it called a tv set if you only get one..?

WHY IS ABBREVIATION SUCH A LONG WORD?!

If its zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? how would you treat them?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Captain Bryan
03-07-2004, 08:34 PM
I think your sig is the best thinking question I have ever pondered.
eSJayBee
03-07-2004, 09:05 PM
yea, seriously. It's so deep :|
StrippedOfPride
03-07-2004, 11:19 PM
Hah..cool...I've pondered deeper...But then they confused me :|


Assuming a clone had no soul, (going by Christianity - things made by man have no soul etc) and two clones had a child, would the clones child have a soul? O.o
eSJayBee
03-07-2004, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by StrippedOfPride
(going by Christianity - things made by man have no soul etc)
technically, wouldn't that mean that a baby wouldn't have a soul? Unless you say that God gave that baby a soul. So why not a clone?
StrippedOfPride
03-07-2004, 11:34 PM
But the baby would have to have a soul cause it was basically created by god, or else nobody would have a soul. period.
eSJayBee
03-07-2004, 11:35 PM
Yes, ma'am. :(
Captain Bryan
03-08-2004, 12:33 AM
lol.
Movies205
03-09-2004, 07:18 AM
Originally posted by StrippedOfPride
HEre's a list of some questions i randomly think...


How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Because he was insecure of his superpowers

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

Because beeth sounded too much like beets so they changed it

Why is it called a tv set if you only get one..?

Why do you argue against the greatest invention of all time?

WHY IS ABBREVIATION SUCH A LONG WORD?!
To make up for all the letters it's cutting out

If its zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

[/I] 0 x 2x [/I]

Do fish get cramps after eating?

No they get hooked

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
[/I] Because it's a disclaimer[/I]


Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Einstien was a jackass

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Peach


Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? how would you treat them?

Raise the rates

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
You have failed by succeding

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
A quiter of course
StrippedOfPride
03-09-2004, 06:28 PM
not bad..


heres a few more:

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

What is another word for thesaurus?

If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?


Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

When people lose weight, where does it go?